"Neil Forsyth is one of the finest comic writers working today" Scotland on Sunday

"I have worked with Peter Cook and Spike Milligan. Bob Servant is in a class of his own" Barry Fantoni, Private Eye

"A very, very funny book. Bob rocks the discotheque. And when the discotheque happens to be in Broughty Ferry, he double rocks it" Irvine Welsh

"Bob Servant has attained national treasure status" The Scotsman

"Bob tells it like it is. And like it isn't. And like it never will be. You'll wet yourself. I did" John Niven

"Bob Servant is the funniest thing to happen in books since Spike Milligan" Dan Rhodes

"A living, breathing creation of comic genius" Bookbag

"One of the funniest books ever compiled" The Skinny

"Cracklingly funny, a laugh on every page" The Herald

"Genuinely hilarious … had me crying with laughter. Bob Servant is a modern Scottish comedy classic, and entirely deserves his hero status." Press & Journal

"There’s stuff in here that Chic Murray would have been proud of" Sanjeev Kohli

"Genius! Highly entertaining and brilliantly deranged" Maxim

"Supremely funny stuff" Shortlist

"These are the writings of a clearly deranged mind" Soteria

the books

Ask Bob
Released October 2015
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Ask Bob: Your Guide to A Wonderful Life
Finally, after many years and several requests, Bob Servant has distilled his unique philosophy into a single book. This essential reading will include chapters on Love, Money, Sex, Relationships, Family, Work, Health, a bit more Sex and others. Bob generously shares his real-life emails, diary entries, detailed diagrams and court transcripts, all to solve the problems of his fans around the world. As ever, Neil Forsyth edits the book, offering newspaper articles, transcripts of court proceedings and reports of his attempted fact-checking with an increasingly defiant Bob. As always when editing a Bob book, it will become clear Bob is driving his editor to the very brink of insanity.

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Why Me? The Very Important Emails of Bob Servant
Bob Servant is troubled. The economy is collapsing, he's lonely and around his hometown of Broughty Ferry, Bob is struggling to get the respect he deserves. Fortunately his email junk folder is bursting with offers of friendship and assistance from around the world. Bob is back with an all-new compilation targeting a fresh batch of email spammers - the false lenders who have bravely stepped into the credit crunch, supposed lawyers with advice for Bob's various pickles and fake foreign soldiers giving military guidance for Bob's campaign against a local bowling club. They all find a man from Broughty Ferry who is ready and willing to give them his valuable time.

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Delete This At Your Peril – The Bob Servant Emails
The book that spread Bob Servant's fame to North America and certain parts of Lochee is now released with brand new material added. Delete This At Your Peril - The Bob Servant Emails is a collection of genuine email exchanges between Bob Servant and the the Internet's crooks. The spammers may have breached his firewall, but they have met their match as Bob Servant rises heroically to the challenge, and sows confusion in his wake.

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Bob Servant - Hero of Dundee
The much-anticipated sequel to Delete This At Your Peril is Bob Servant's astonishing life story. Bob Servant – Hero Of Dundee takes the reader through an unfortunate childhood, a disastrous Merchant Navy career and the creation of a record-breaking window cleaning round, before revealing what life as a cheeseburger magnate is really like. With touching bravery, Bob Servant fearlessly romps through the memories that surely make him the undisputed Hero Of Dundee.